meditation on the impending zombie apocalypse

go tell your mama
don't look out the window
what she would see will bring
fear to her eyes
go tell your papa
to lock all the windows
nail all the doors shut
and please stay inside

zombies dancing in the street
zombies dancing to the beat
whoa oh
watch them how they move their feet
zombies dancing in the street
oh no

there's Uncle Ed
he looking grim
don't want to know
what happened to him
his eyes are red
he look like a ghoul
he looks at you
he start to drool

if you see your momma
nibbling on your toe
you might soon be dancing
the zombie apocalypso

drop the bomb
and then we can dance
drop the bomb
and then we can dance

go wake your brother
it's time to get up now
unlock the window
so he can go outside
re-lock the window
and go down the stairs now
mama and papa got
tears in their eyes

zombies dancing in the street
zombies dancing to the beat
whoa oh
watch them how they move their feet
zombie dancing can't be beat
oh no

they play their bone
just like a drum
don't get too close
you'll lose a thumb
zombie rhythm
sounds mighty fine
you'll want to join
their conga line

happy little zombies
wobbling to and fro
you might see them dancing
the zombie apocalypso

drop the bomb
and then we can dance
drop the bomb
and then we can dance
(play them bones!)

Everybody love zombies nowadays!
And why not?

Who else could make choppin' the head off a human bein' into a socially acceptable activity?

Who else could make a geek with a shotgun into a hero?

Who else could make even the smallest brain into a sought-after commodity?

And who else could fool the entire human race into thinking that it can survive a biological apocalypse?

So the next time you're beheadin' your neighbor, be sure to ssay "Thank You, Mister Zombie!"

And all you nations with your biological warfare weaponry - drop those bombs, so we can dance!

happy little zombies
wobbling to and fro
they're all busy dancing
the zombie apocalypso

happy little zombies
wobbling to and fro
you might soon be dancing
the zombie apocalypso

you might soon be dancing
the zombie apocalypso

drop the bomb
and then we can dance
drop the bomb
and then we can dance...